They call me The Mother Of All Monsters
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RP Plotting With New Partners:

sweetlittlesunflower:

phoeona:

Getting up the nerve to start talking to them:

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What you expect to happen: 

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What usually actually happens: 

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We should start a thread or seven:

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Plotting:

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Coming up with the perfect plot:

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After plotting:

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Maybe one of us should make a starter?:

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So accurate it hurts

Sentence Starters
"Come back to me!"
"I can fix you."
"I can't save you."
"It's not all about you!"
"Grow up!"
"You need to open your eyes and see the world's fucked up."
"What a freak!"
"Nobody gives a shit about you!"
"I won't be here when you come back."
"If you leave, don't expect me to wait."
"I'll always be here for you."
"Don't leave, please!"
"I needed you!"
"Don't fucking touch me!"
Send me anons as my muse’s girlfriend/boyfriends parents!
My muse is singing in the shower, and your muse can hear them. What does your muse do? Write it in my inbox!
tell me something u dig about me on anon
Scar ask: "How'd you get this?"

thatwasntcoughsyrup:

mothermal:

"Oh, the one around my neck?" Mal touched it and quickly became nervous. "Um… it’s kind of a long story and I don’t really like telling it…"

The healer gave a kind smile and an understanding nod. She was used to that reaction. “That is fine. I’d hate to sell myself out, but I might have a salve or two that could help?” 

Mal gives a small smile. “That would help. Just not being able to see it anymore would help me out a lot.”

Reblog if your muse has scars.

darkseraphscorner:

blue-eyes-barbarian:

taijiyakohaku:

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"A life of struggle always leave a mark"

roleplayaskmemes:

Send me a and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

ANGST VERSION

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Dashcon raised 17k in an hour and I only need 2 grand to adopt my sister.

dynastylnoire:

specialagentfuckingasshole:

Please, if you have the means, help my family adopt my sister.

A donate button and information are on the side of the blog.

I can’t promise and extra hour in the ball pit, but my sister can draw your URL and we can promo you!

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PUT NSFW HEADCANONS IN MY ASK
Scar ask: "How'd you get this?"

"Oh, the one around my neck?" Mal touched it and quickly became nervous. "Um… it’s kind of a long story and I don’t really like telling it…"

((did I just send some asks as private? Shit. I’m sorry. ;_;))
Chuu~

Mal flinched, and looked up at the man, slowly inching from them. “Um… hi.”

a dark humored jackass who doesn't understand how the social world works that is mostly involved with stories ether from books to video games or movies. black is my favorite but most colors that are dark will please me. Phantom of the opera. Neapolitan ice cream is my favorite for now. I wish I could but the place i live now doesn't allow pets. I have a big interest in skeletons i have a few animal skulls hell if i had the funds i would have full body skeletons from large dinosaurs to faretts.

Um…

Hmm…

Maybe on one date? Maybe? I dunno…