They call me The Mother Of All Monsters
((dinner and movie))

Brb, making Star Lord my waifu.

((how is mod today))
Mod: I feel great! I think I'll hit the gym and exercise today!
Mod's body: ha ha nope
Mod: Excuse me?
Mod's body: nah I don't wanna exercise so I'm going to make you super sore all over so you don't wanna get up
Mod: Nice try. This time, I'm really going to get on that treadmill.
Mod's body: o rly?
Mod: OW
Mod: What happened?
Mod's body: it appears your leg pulled a muscle just by laying in bed lol
Mod's body: also, I took all your energy
Mod: Hey, I need that!
Mod's body: oh yeah, you're due for a period
Mod's body: you see that? i don't have to do anything I don't want to. i'm in charge here. no exercise. no healthy food. i'll take your day's worth of energy but somehow keep you awake so you don't get a nap. i'll even get that brain of yours to work against you by making you feel depressed and fat and mentally retarded when you're really none of those things.
Mod: WHY?!
Mod's body: Because I hate you.
Mod: ...
Mod's body: ...
Mod: ...
Mod's body: ...
Mod's body: I want chocolate ice cream.
I want  h o n e s t  opinions about how I portray my character. If there’s a constructive criticism, I’d like to read it. If you’re too shy to say it, you can tell it with the anon on. 
mothermal found the crow



"Oh, you know the drill." Mal chuckled, giving the crow larger pieces of bread, seeing if he’ll take them from her hand. "Please don’t bite me, you can see I’m being nice."

*He carefully to the piece of bread and ate it,then cawed at her for more.*

Mal took more out of her hamburger bun in her bag, and tore it into small pieces, offering one at a time to the hungry crow.

"Alright, maybe a little more." she accepted. "But I gotta eat too."


Game of Thrones theme acoustic guitar

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!


It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

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If I get 10 “LINE!” ‘s the mun will record themselves saying something IN CHARACTER as their Muse
1. Post a picture of you?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
It takes what it takes. | Closed with Mothermal




"I understand." Mal nodded. "We’re in something of the same business."

"Are we now?" He stands. He is a skeleton of a man but he gives off the air to be feared. His eyes have gone dark and anyone else would probably be running by now. "From what I heard, ya really didn’t want t’ except that I killed an innocent man here."

Mal watched him. His demeanor seemed to be changing. She was alert, but not scared, and she stood where she was.

"Two years ago, I’d probably try to attack you, crying, screaming, constantly saying the word ‘why’ as though it was my only vocabulary. I’d like to think that I’ve matured when it comes to the subject of death. So this was an innocent man? Well, that… sucks. But now he’s dead and gone, you don’t sound like you care much, so what am I supposed to do? I mourn and respect the dead, regardless of who they were and how they died."

And it was just then she noticed how much darker his eyes looked from this angle. …wait a minute.

"…And then there’s the subject of a skilled murderer standing in front of me trying to work my own morals out." Concerned, but still not afraid.

mothermal found the crow




Mal smiled a bit, breaking off a bit more bread, and gave a couple more clicks before tossing it with a little less strength, seeing if it would dare come closer. Usually they did, but most birds would catch on and either snatch the piece and fly away, or just look at her funny and give her it’s best ‘i see what you did there’ noise.

Still, it was fun to experiment.

*He hopped closer and picked up the bread peices and ate them,then decided to jump up onto  the bench and wait there for food.*

"Oh, you know the drill." Mal chuckled, giving the crow larger pieces of bread, seeing if he’ll take them from her hand. "Please don’t bite me, you can see I’m being nice."



"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas


"I promise I’ll make sure they don’t hurt you."








"Don’t worry about me!" Mal insisted, hearing more angry shouts coming from the alleyway. Quickly she loaded her rifle and pointed it in the direction of the coming Founders. "Get to the kids! Protect them at all costs!"

Mal gritted her teeth and cried out as she rapidly felt her injuries seem to heal and leave her. Eager to see what happened, she ripped off the bandage covering her eye and opened it wide before screaming in pain and shutting it closed. What she saw nearly made her scream too.

"Rishy! Oh God, what happened?!" Slowly she opened her eye again as it got used to the light and surroundings, and she leapt out of bed to stand at his side. "Rishy?! Oh my… oh my god, what do I do?"

* The Handyman shook, like he was shivering. Part of his face was bleeding, his good eye jaundiced as well as the veins in his neck enlarged. *

" So hot….I’m burning…..Ice….water….s-something…."

Mal looked around the room frantically until she found a bucket of water nearby. She couldn’t tell if it looked clean or not, so she sampled some of it. It tasted bitter, but felt otherwise alright. Ripping some fabric from her skirt and tying it into a tight knot, she soaked it in the water and offered it to Rishy’s lips for him to try and drink from to see if he could. Then she offered him the bucket. 

Taking another strip from her skirt, she soaked that in water and tried cleaning his face and cooling his skin.

* Rishy trembled as he forced himself to sip the water offered. He coughed heavily, still sweating.*

" Thank you….Mal…"

Mal tried not to worry about her own weaknesses and feelings of illness. Rishy needed her, after doing what he did to heal her. She checked his fever and kept dabbing and washing his face with the wet rag. It was all she could think of doing. She doubted any of those whisper berries had an instant heal all, plus those were in case of extreme emergencies. She focused on doing what she could.

"….no, thank you. You got me out of bed, you fixed my eye. I…" she tried to finish that phrase as she wiped the cold, wet cloth across his forehead again before offering the bucket for a drink. "I owe you so much, I don’t think I can even begin to repay you."

* Rishy sobbed weakly as he began to cry.*

" I don’t…..know if….I’ll….make it. If….I don’t…….don’t abandon Hum……please…."

Mal dropped the rag into the bucket and very gently hugged Rishy. “Shhh, please don’t talk like that. You’ll make it, I swear. I’ll do everything in my power to make sure you get home to Hum.”




Adorable Japanese Food Pun Stickers

yup. i need all of these.
here’s the artist’s tumblr

Too cute. 😄
"Mornin' Sunshine." Gren purred, hovering over Mal, placing a kiss on her forehead.

Mal smiled, waking to the kiss on her forehead and reaching up to stroke Gren’s cheek.

"Mornin’." she greeted back, opening her eyes. "Sleep well?"

Where are you?



Send me “Where are you?” for my muse to react to finding yours alone in a dark forest.

Gren had no idea how he had gotten here in the first place. One minute he was leaving the Trip Trap, next minute he was in the woods. Brow furrowed he moved through the forests, scowling as tree branches and twigs caught on his clothes. Yanking himself free he could hear someone in the distance, feeling every muscle in his body tense he moved towards the sound.

His eyes widening when he caught a glimpse of Mal sitting in a clearing, wasting no time he emerged from the shadows and placed a hand on her shoulder, making the woman jump. “Fancy meeting you here, gorgeous.” He smirked, as she scowled at him, hitting him playfully on the arm.

All joking aside Gren took a look around once more, before turning to Mal once more. “Say sweetheart as happy as I am to see you do you know where we are?” he asked. 

Gren jerked his head in the direction of Mal’s scream. Brow furrowed he moved to her side, before jerking away in disgust as the smell of decay reached his nostrils. 

"I thought…but you said they weren’t in the area anymore." He gagged, covering his nose.

"Well, apparently, they had been stuffed in my trunk for the last two days." Mal grumbled, already starting to pull one out. "That goddamn son of a bitch…" Paranoia was already starting to trump her anger, and she was looking around the area several times as she started unloading the bodies and setting them along the concrete. "Probably filming us now… That piece of…" She scanned around the area again before looking at Gren. "Help me get my bag out. We gotta burn the bodies before we leave."